Once upon a time there lived a ferocious Dragon. The dragon terrorized the people of the land. It would crush their houses and smash their barns. It would burn entire villages down and use the fires to cook a variety of meats like wieners, hamburgers and even steaks, and occasionally marshmallows for use in smores. Knights and wizards from far and wide would come to face off against the dragon but none of them ever returned.
One day a lumberjack approached the castle where the dragon slept. He crept through the corridors and slowly approached the slumbering beast. Suddenly the dragon awoke and jump towards the lumberjack.
Before the dragon could strike the lumberjack held aloft a large piece of parchment. The dragon stopped and examined the strange markings.
The lumberjack explained that it was a plan for a new lumber mill to be built up in the hills. If the dragon would provide protection for the county they would be pleased to provide him with all the wood he needed to cook a variety of meats like wieners, hamburgers and even steaks, and occasionally marshmallows for use in smores.
The dragon agreed and became the new sheriff of the county. Crime rates dropped significantly.